Thank You, Patrons. You Give Goonhammer Writers Serotonin.

Goonhammer’s commitment to producing high-quality, long-form content over low attention span clickbait makes us a little hard to market. Online media is dominated by clicks and views, which prioritizes lightning-fast movement of readership – usually at the readers’ expense. It’s not easy keeping the bills up and having our fantastic authors run around the world bringing you content from the hot to the egregious.

That’s why we’ve got to thank the good folks on our Patreon. Our Patreon is a cornerstone of Goonhammer’s funding and is a primo way to swamp Rob with more work by making him draw potraits for high-tier patrons. From the Goonhammer offices (which currently looks a lot like my couch), we feel compelled to thank you for the contributions you’ve made to the running of this great site. You’re what keeps us from shaving off quality for clicks. Each dollar into our Patreon is akin to mainlining pure happy hormones for the shackled and dazed authors sequestered in a basement at the Goonhammer offices. These efforts will never go unnoticed, even as a busy holiday season looms.

The Patrons

Goku S-Class Gold ULTRA

Although I have serious questions about the meeting that led to this tier being named, I can’t deny the value of the people who subscribe at this level. Our special thanks go to our… Goku S-Class Gold ULTRA tier Patrons. May the great bell on Terra toll for you when the time comes.

Jake B
Jody Wallen
Joe Aronow
No One

Warlord

Back in Warhammer-land, Warlord-tier patrons lead the maniple with a prodigious amount of firepower, armour, and love for this site. Thanks, all.

Apothecarian12
Craig Valvano
Jaraii Runetotem
Matt Forehand
Mchammadad
Shaun DeRos
Skylar Mangum-Turner

Warhound

I was surprised to find so many scout titan-tier patrons in our list, and each of you is deeply special to us. May your turbo laser rounds always strike true.

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Aaron
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Adam
Adam Dunkelberger
Alex Fludder
Alex R
Alex Schexnaydre
Alex Selth
Alexander Glyde-Bates
Amory Burgess
Amy Gatzemeyer
Andrea Andolina
Andrew Nguyen
Andy DeSoto
Anthony LaFata
Anthony Whaley
Anton A. Adam
ArtlessMeat
Asen Tsvetkov
BeLZaR0
Ben Chiasson
Ben Wadsworth
Benjamin Hyde
Bill Stineman
Bisicchia Matteo
Björn G.
Brad Westemeyer
Bradford Herron
Brian Luffman
BrushieBrushie – Pablo Molina
Cameron Maxwell
Cask_Princess
Chance Bailey
Chazori
chris
Chris Grant
Chris Harborne
Chris Wells
Christopher Symons
Chuck Liddell
Connor Shearwood
Constantin Doumat
Corbin Angeles
Creepyguy
Critical Mass Exeter
CthulhuSars
Dan Cowden
Dan Richardson
Dan Wasmer
Daniel Schneider
Danthulhu
Dave Scarlatella
David Cook
David J Montgomery
David maddox
David Milward
Dean May
Derek
Derek Wilkinson
Don Clark
Donald Plummer
Dustin Burns
Dylan Yanke
Eduardo Zurita
Eric A
Eric Whitehead
Evan Holzschuh
ExtaSlash
Frank
Gareth Lewis
Gareth Smith
Garrett Rooney
Garrett Schroeder
Geoff Kilar
George Makin
Gino Cioffi
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Grif Lowell
Groetgaffel
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Harrison Crawford
Harry Burdon
Illegio
Indey
Irraz
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James Rhoden
James Robertson
jared a aragon
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jason mangelsen
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Jeff Townsley
Jeremy McClay
Jess Nash
Jesse
Jessiah Ruiz
Jim Shacklock
Joe Reynolds
John Marshall
John Mccloy
John Mulligan
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Jon Chu
Jonathan Faubert
Jonathan Konig
Joseph Gervais
Joseph Hillenbrand
Joseph Knoblauch
Joseph Lenox
JPS
Justin Walker
Kay Sharrock
Keagan Sullivan
Kenny Bush
Klian
Kyle Blaes
Kyle Nelson
Kyle Sky
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Laurence Hurley
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Logan Haga
lyle torok
M
Magos Amphrose
Marc
Marcus Cross
Marcus Levin
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Mark Earney
Mark Pohutsky
Martin Kallin
Matt Quinones
Matt Setchell
Matthew Harvey
Matthias Tellschaft-Stachowski
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Maxwell Robertspier
Mefistofoles
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merciferous
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Michael Coxson
Michael DiCianna
Michael Geisterfer
Michael Klebau
Michael Naber
Michael Nicchetta
Michael Sherlock
Mikulas Kosak
MiniWarGaming
Mithras
Monjoni Osso
Moth
Niall Farley
Nicholas S Roth
nomnomnids
OzOrion
Pandi
Patrick Squires
Patrick W
Paul Hesterberg
Paul Mongin
Paul Russell
Paul Warchuck
Peteru Lesa
Philip Beickler
Phillip Earp
Praxis Zero
Preston c
Pun
Quinn Radich
Rag’
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Redmon
Ren Delaney
Ricardo Martë­nez
risen
Rito Rocha
Robert Kocmirowski
Robert W Strathmann
Robo T
Rookie
RozenFire
SamTsu
Samuel Kenney
Scott Horras
Scott Roberts
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Selcar
Siôn
Skirmish Mats
Slab Squatthrust
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Stephanie Berry
Stephen Lunn
Steven Morgan
Steven Tosky
SykoSponge
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T.J. Willcox
Tallman Trask
Taylor Petrich
Tentacle Shogun
The Dml
Theo Parker
Tim Cosgrove
Timothy Wolf
Tj Santora
Travis Cheng
Tristram Hills
Tyler Herrick
Vee
Wayne Ross
Weblya
Will McNamara
William Gross
William Serwon
Xander Rose
Xavier Raney
zac miles
Zachary Williams

Nice.

The $6.9 tier confers the same benefits as the $5 tier, but patrons at this tier count themselves among a more… discerning part of society.

A. Red
Adam Vollrath
Andreas Markgraf
AzraelDirge
B
Ben Crowther
Benjamin Henrichs
Brooks Woodhill
Cameron Kingsley
Casey Wittner
Chris Casiano
Chris Folcher
Christopher Bernatis
Cody Cubbage
DistractionMan
Duncan Watwood
FenixT
Innes Wilson
Isaac Caldwell
James Culpepper
James Varley
Jason Sniffen
Jeff Mollica
Jeremy Fulton
John Bidwell
Justin Wells
Kevin Fowler
KratoRaas
Lahsbee
Luke Wonder
Lust-posting
Malcolm Grazier
Matthew Winters
Michael Waite
Mitch McGill
Nick Oddo
Noah Miller
Norman Greenberg
North
Oleg Voskoboev
Pamela Goodrich-Boggs
Rocco Gest
Russell Banks
Søren D
Sangloupmon
Seth Brandjord
Spencer Connell
Star Man
Theodore Ahlvin
Tyler Carroll
WBConcilio
William Coburn
William Tredennick
Zach

Official Patron

This is the first tier that gets you into our Discord and allows you to tag article authors directly in vehement disagreement. It’s also the first group of people who get their names in this post. If those aren’t perks, I don’t know what is. Thanks to all of you. My Discord notifications would be so much quieter without you.

Aaron Meriwether
Abagofsand
Acetronomer
Adam
Adam B
Adam Bolton
Adam Bovie
Adam Ewen
Adam Fasoldt
Adam Regehr
Adam Rice
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Alex Whitney
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Alexander White
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Andrew Davis
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Andy Knighton
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atc
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Bruce Welch
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caleb shelley
Cameron Hunt
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Cameron Suey
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cerion57
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Charles Bachmann
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Charlie Edwards
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Checkmate Pony
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Chris Boulton
Chris Davis
Chris Kennard
Chris Paterson
Chris Pridmore
Chris Stanton Jr
Chris Straub
Chris Thompson
Chris Vo
Christian
Christian Taft
Christophe Derron
Christopher Fosnight
Christopher Paul
Christopher Tatro
Christopher Terrio
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Dan
Dan Anderson
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Darlock
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And thanks to everyone who supports our Patreon at the Every Bit Counts and lower tiers. You’re in our hearts too, and I definitely read your names when I was sorting the nightmare spreadsheet to get these names posted.

We can’t wait for another year of publishing high-quality gaming content and characterfull Goonhammer art. We’re here because of you, and if this is what you crave, then by the gods, you’ll get it.

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